"Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait."

thealaskantrail:

I’m fucking terrified of clowns and I’m about to watch the new season of AHS on the basis of “I’ll just skip over the parts with the clown.”

I feel like it’s not going to be that easy.

i fucking am terrified of clowns too and just have a blanket nearby when the clown scenes come on so u can hide, because i started crying during the first episode because hes so creepy

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh